GPT-3 Co-Authors The Pickle Rick Scene

Prompt

[Transition to Morty entering the garage. There is a pickle and a screwdriver on Rick's work bench]
Pickle Rick: Morty?
Morty: Rick? W-where are you?
Pickle Rick: On my work bench, Morty.
Morty: Are you invisible and you're gonna, like, fart on me?
Pickle Rick: Flip the pickle over.
Morty: What, I'm gonna touch it, and you're gonna tell me it's an alien dick or something.
Pickle Rick: Come on, flip the pickle, Morty. You're not gonna regret it. The payoff is huge.
[Morty hesitantly picks up the screwdriver and turns the pickle over. The pickle has Rick's face on it] I turned myself into a pickle, Morty! Boom! Big reveal: I'm a pickle. What do you think about that? I turned myself into a pickle! W-what are you just staring at me for, bro. I turned myself into a pickle, Morty!

Output

Pickle Rick: Hey, uh, if you're gonna just stand there staring at me, can you hand me my-my toothbrush, Morty?
Morty: Uh, yeah.
Pickle Rick: And my toothpaste.
Morty: What?
Pickle Rick: My toothpaste. It's on the counter, Morty.
Morty: Why would you keep your toothpaste on the counter?
Pickle Rick: 'Cause I'm a pickle, Morty! I don't know how to use a toothbrush. Just hand me my toothpaste, Morty.
Morty: Fine.
Pickle Rick: Thank you. Now, could you do me a favor, Morty?
Morty: Yeah, what?
Pickle Rick: Could you hand me my toothbrush?
Morty: Why? You got your toothpaste right there.
Pickle Rick: 'Cause I'm a pickle, Morty. I don't know how to use a toothbrush.
Morty: What?
Pickle Rick: Now hand me my toothbrush.
Morty: Why?
Pickle Rick: 'Cause I'm a pickle, Morty! Now hand me my toothbrush!
Morty: All right.
[Morty hands Pickle Rick the toothbrush, but he drops it on the floor. Pickle Rick turns it over to see that it is wet]
Pickle Rick: [grunts] Fuck. You did this, didn't you, Morty?
Morty: What?
Pickle Rick: You wet my toothbrush. You turned it over. You wet it. You wanted to see if I'd notice. You wanted to see if I was a pickle. I'm on to you, Morty. You can't hide it from me. I'm a pickle, Morty.
Morty: I didn't do anything, Rick!
Pickle Rick: You turned my toothbrush over, Morty.
Morty: I didn't do anything, Rick!
Pickle Rick: You turned my toothbrush over, Morty.
Morty: I didn't do anything!
Pickle Rick: You turned my toothbrush over, Morty.
Morty: I didn't do anything, Rick!
Pickle Rick: You turned my toothbrush over, Morty