GPT-3 Predicts Reddit Title Performance

Prompt

Gush about your crush. Why do you like or love the person you do? {1260}
What is something in highschool that actually matters later in life? {2123}
What makes you statistically rare? {11395}
Every sexual fantasy you’ve ever had just came true, how does your life change? {22414}
Do you need a virtual hug? What's wrong? {43735}
What’s the creepiest thing you’ve ever witnessed? {4060}
What conspiracy theories turned out to be true? {21810}
Previous teenagers of Reddit, what are your caught in the act stories while engaging in hand-to-gland combat? {4338}
What are some study tips for high school students who are struggling and want to improve? {48810}
[Serious] Athiests who turned religious, why? {6961}
[Serious] People who have survived plane crashes, how did people react on the way down? {4826}
What’s your favorite fruit? {1221}
Men of Reddit: What NSFW questions do you have for women that you have always wanted answered? {1060}
What's the most money you have been scammed out of? {2332}
There's a quote of Philip K. Dick that says: “There exists, for everyone, a sentence - a series of words - that has the power to destroy you". Which sentence is it for you? {59850}
Let’s assume Noah’s ark really happened. Which animals were most likely the biggest pain in the ass during the whole time and why? {18034}
What's the worst thing you ever did as horny teenager? {11398}
What nice thing will you do for somebody today? {42366}
Redditors from very small towns - what’s the latest local news? {11250}
What were some "I can't believe i'm getting paid for this" moments at your job? {27498}
Who's the shadiest member in your family tree? {1969}
What knowledge is so crucial that it's sad adults have to be told about it? {7882}
British people of Reddit, how is the American Revolution tought in your schools? {40822}
[Serious] People who have had depression and overcame it, what do you do when you feel like you’re slipping back again? {8315}
What was the biggest coincidence in history? {4119}
What is the weirdest gramatically correct sentence in the english language? {1407}
Humans of Reddit, what are our planetary defenses? {35766}
Grammar Nazis of Reddit, aside from "your/you're", what spelling or grammar mistakes annoy you the most? {5350}
Guys of reddit, how would you want girls to ask you out? {10905}
What “hero” is more villainous than the actual villain? {5660}

Output

[Serious] Have you ever lost a loved one in a tragic accident? How did you deal with it? {13988}
Reddit, what are some ways to fight a depression? {2709}
What’s your favorite historical battle? {1643}
What is something you’re bad at but wish you were good at? {1679}
What is something that you never knew you needed in your life until you had it? {2224}
Reddit, what's something you wish you knew when you were younger? {43245}
Reddit, what's something you wish you could go back and tell yourself 10 years ago? {5070}
What's the most useless skill you know? {5063}
If you could go back and erase one thing in your past, what would it be? {1235}
What are some quotes from books that changed your life? {1110}
What is something you used to believe, but don't anymore? {2184}
What is something that is commonly believed to be true, but is actually false? {1039}
[Serious] How do you stay strong when you have no support from anyone? {4572}
[Serious] If you had to kill one person without a trial, who would it be? {9132}
What is your worst nightmare? {6712}
What's the most impressive thing you've ever witnessed? {4450}
Reddit, what is something you always wanted to try, but never got around to? {11229}
What is something you're doing that you can't believe you're actually doing? {1453}
What is something you're doing that you can't believe you're actually doing? {1453}
What's your most favorite piece of clothing? {7545}
What's the best compliment you ever received? {2227}
What is something you wish you could un-know? {1076}
What's your favorite (or most hated) children's movie? {542}
What's your favorite book of all time? {5817}
What is your favorite video game? {1040}
What is something that happened to you in your youth that still makes you smile? {912}
What's the most attractive feature on a person? {4793}